you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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