Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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