What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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