i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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