To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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