if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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