how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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