do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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