We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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