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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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