It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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