Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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