i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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