She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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