In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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