I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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