Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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