Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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