i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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