so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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