So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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