His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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