Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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