Those balls look pretty dangerous.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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