what if I'm pregnant?
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he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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