ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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