Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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