her vagine was all disorganized.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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