all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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