I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
