remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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