I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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