I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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