There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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