you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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