2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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