yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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