Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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