Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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