his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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