apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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