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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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