I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
