I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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