I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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