Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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