no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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