Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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