she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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