Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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