Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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