Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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