it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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