I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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