quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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