I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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